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The word of science that claimed man as HIGHER ANIMALS is an idiom which meaning conspires. Literally all Abrahamic religions noted in their scriptures that “animals were created and man was made the leader amongst them." These phrases all in my head got me restless and passionate to untie the knot of these words. If 10 human are seated in ten different rooms to speak about the experience humanity has caused them, a book of 10 chapters with absolutely different tragedy contents will be made out their words.

Frankly, I have lived for few decades and I have had a taste of life and the raft of humanity. I studied and have deduced that humans can be of different variety. Taiwo Akinsola, a radio presenter at faaji FM, said  he has related with different kind of people around the world and he could group human into 5 platoons. 

First, the crabologies. Crabology is not a word in the dictionary but this refers to the set of people who never want you to progress whereas, they are not willing to progress. The word was coined from two words “crab” and “ologos” which means to study. This man has studied the life style of crabs and used it to qualify a group of human. He said: “If you put 2 giant crabs in a bowl they are capable of escaping, but they will never escape”. Why? If one of the crabs tries to run out of the bowl, the other drags it down, likewise if the other one tries to escape, the other crab drags it downward so they continue to be in the bowl.

He classified the second group of people as crocodiles set of people. This is the most dangerous amongst human. These set of people act perfectly nice to you so you can fall right into their traps. Obviously a crocodiles in water looks exactly like the trunk of a tree, stepping on it, you discover it is a deadly creature you have just messed with. The phrase “crocodile tears”, we hear that a lot but most of us do not know where it came from. When a crocodile chases its prey, tears runs from its eyes, not in pity but to get the attention of its prey. These set of people make you trust them, believe them so they can feed on you.

The chameleon set of people are the third set of people. Chameleon has this unique characteristic of changing it colour. He related these creatures to humans who always want to be like you, not because they love you but to collect your glories. These people can spend their last coin to look exactly like you  so they can side-line you and acquire all your achievements.

The mosquito people: aside the fact that mosquito is responsible for the most death in the world, they technically cause conspiracy between the hand and the body. The group of people he referred to as the mosquito set of people, come in between two people living fine. They suck them continuously with them knowing. If one of them notice their plan, they cause conspiracies between the two of the while they run away. These are the most common set of people in the world today, all they need is to drain you and put the blame on another person.

Lastly, he emphasized about the tapeworm people, these people are similar to the mosquito group, but a little different. The tapeworm set of human eat you, consume you, break you, wreck you and do all sought of things to you. But the mystery about them is, they know that if anything happens to you they suffer it too, if death comes to you they die too. These set of people are common among family members. They act crabologic, mosquitoic, chameleonic to you without pity after knowing your downfall is their downfall.

This man has explained the reasons humans are called higher animals and leader of animals, all human with different animal characteristics.

In conclusion, I feel humans are not worthy to be called “HOMO SAPIENS” we should be called “HOMO STULTUS”, The ignorant, heartless and savage beings.


Written by: IBN_AWE_ AL_ASQOLANY

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